|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Opener|
Bertrude's show's opening
Keywords: bertrude parsleypants; preach around; ucla; uclaradio
|Bertrude Parsleypants' 5/15 script|
The script for the May 15th episode of Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour. This should be read as a supplement to the actual recording of the episode.
Keywords: David Liebe Hart; Adam Papagan; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour - 3/3|
In this edition of Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour, Bertrude is informed that he may be let back into Her Majesty's Royal Explorer's Society. Thus begins a fanciful and fun-filled journey that takes us all the way to the bureaucratic offices of England, the malodorous jungles of India, and the depths of human depravity as we encounter various misinformed, misanthropic, and misunderstood characters.
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Adventure; Explorer's Society; Randy Pacheco; shock jock
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|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour: 4/10|
Bertrude tries to have a peaceful, polite evening in at the station, but fate has other plans in store for him. Meanwhile, notorious shock jock Rude n' Crude Randy Pacheco languishes in a secret CIA prison in Turkmenistan, writing his latest sitcom. In this installment, we meet a classic rock-loving psychic, a native Antarctican diplomat, a lawsuit and ice cream purveyor, an over-amorous Royal 'Gumscraper', and Don Puggles, the shock jock/timeshare owner who has usurped Rude n' Crude Randy Pache...
Keywords: Randy Pacheco; Bertrude Parsleypants; Colonels; Flower Arranging; Antarcticans; 2012 Olympics; Monster; Psychics; The Eagles
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour: 5/1 - Bertrude Parsleypants|
In this riveting edition of the Crumbly Biscuit Hour, Bertrude reveals a sordid and crucial aspect of his past, and is then informed how he can regain his former glory. He sets off to make his dreams come true... Meanwhile, Ted Kennedy gets kicked out of Congress for misbehaving under the influence of a new illicit street drug, Zest. It just so happens that Rude n' Crude Randy Pacheco is planning a festival around this new drug, in an attempt to trump Dangerous Don Puggles, his more witty, succe...
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Ted Kennedy; Randy Pacheco; Narwhals; Eskimos; Zest; Drugs; Festivals; Glory; Prestige; Congress; Bongress; Turkmenistan
|Preach Around, Season 3 Episode 1: Romance and Relationships|
Great stuff gang!
Keywords: Preach Around; Bertrude Parsleypants; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Chris Crowe; Devon Blunden; Logan McCoy
|Johannes Kliptonshlift Does it Live|
Back in the 1990's, Johannes Kliptonshlift had a foreign affairs-themed show on cable called, "Johannes on Deck", in which he debated elderly and pre-adolescent Ventura citizens on obscure topics of international interest. In this sound clip from 1995, a clip that ended Johannes' television career, we hear a frustrated Johannes dealing with a malfunction in his teleprompter. He decides ultimately to forgo reading the teleprompter and improvises an ending to his show.
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Johannes Kliptonshlift; Bill O'Reilly; Do It Live; Teleprompter; Problems; Television; Foreign Affairs; Hulk Hogan
|Paul Patterson Stand-Up: Jonah and Tivo|
Paul Patterson, the "Larry David of Christian Comedy", is a well established comic and family man who says the things we all think but are too scared to say out loud!!
Keywords: Paul Patterson; Tom Weeks; Preach Around; Christianity; Family; Sons; Daughters; Tivo; Microsoft Word; Not Getting It; Bertrude Parsleypants; Preach Around
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour Script 5/1/08|
The script to accompany the 5/1 Crumbly Biscuit Hour, for true fans and haters of the Hour
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Randy Pacheco; Ted Kennedy; Zest; Inuits; Eskimos; Drugs; Festivals; Pickles; Pickle Defense Shields; Star Wars; Dementia; Exploring; Neverending Pits
|Preach Around Season 3, Episode 2: Mike and Steve Get Political!|
After a divine - and very cryptic - message is given to Mike firsthand by The Almighty (0:00 - 4:33), the Preach Around gang throw their hats into the political ring in an attempt to ultimately usher in a new era of purified Christianity in America... which, they assume, was what God wants them to do. With the help of recent Political Science B.A. recipient Daniel Kobey, Mike and Steve hope to become the movers and shakers they've always dreamed of becoming...
Keywords: Preach Around; Bertrude Parsleypants; God; God of Abraham; Creed; Scott Stapp; Divine Mission; Politics; Oxnard; Public Works; Utilities; Political Science; Macchiavelli; Campaigning; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye
|Preach Around, Episode 6: The Game Show|
This episode shows Mike and Steve's irrefutable courage in the face of violent UCLARadio suppression. What was intended to be a pleasant and largely one-sided debate pitting Mike, Steve, and a member of a Christan club against one of the school's many hateful Atheists was rudely interfered with by Adam Martin, the station manager, who thought the show should be more "fair", and threatened to kick us off the air if we didn't comply...
Keywords: Preach Around; Christianity; Game Shows; Trivia; Seattle Seahawks; Paul Patterson; Atheism; Evangelicism; Calpirg; Slide Whistles; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Adam Papagan; Jeopardy theme song; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Kurt the Hurt Chills Up the Airwaves|
On this extra dank version of the Crumbly Biscuit Hour, join guest host Kurt "The Hurt" Buckley as he stops by to talk endlessly about such stimulating topics as chicks, trucks, parties, bongs, dudes, wakeboarding, and not being gay. 2:00 - 20:00 - Our first caller calls in and talks about how he saw Jim - like, dude, fuckin' JIIIIM!. This leads into a discussion about how Steve Kaye is a total fag, which then leads into a talk about diaries and how gay they are, and then they talk about Skyler'...
Keywords: Kurt the Hurt; Kurt Buckley; Bertrude Parsleypants; Skyler; Chill; Chilling; Isla Vista; Santa Barbara; Santa Gnarbara; Norcal; Wakeboarding; Partying; Party; Beer Pong; Chicks; Trucks; Dude; Dank; Bongs; 420
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour - 10/29 - The Dubious Self-Doubling Debacle|
What, pray tell, would happen if Bertrude Parsleypants AND "Rude and Crude" Randy Pacheco came across a cloning device? Probably some raucous punning, a couple of mind-bending plot twists, a few well-produced sound effects, and oodles and oodles of humor, right? Well... yes and no. Just listen. 0:00 - 9:28 - Bertrude introduces Terry Faldbo, his guest for the evening. Terry reveals that he has both an existential timer (to remind him that he's merely a mortal and that he is always in a state of ...
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Rude and Crude Randy Pacheco; Bruce Pounder; Science; Existentialism; Cloning; Quantum Physics; Giant Fish; Sitcoms; Scientists; Stock Characters; Cliches; Puns; No Ted Kennedy
|Preach Around, Episode 4: The Exorcism|
The devil may have been in the details in the last episode, but in Episode 4 he's actually live, breathing, and insulting us in our own station! In this frightening episode, we decide to take our intern Paige's faith into our own hands (in the section of the show we forgot to record, of course), and exorcise the demons living within her. When Satan himself comes out of poor Paige, a lengthy and uncomfortable dialogue begins...
Keywords: Preach Around; Satan; Exorcism; Magic Johnson; Jerry Seinfeld; Ishmael Jacobson; Dwayne Hughtle; Bishop Blankson; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Adam Papagan; David Liebe Hart, Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around - 20th Century Theater, the Audio Blog|
In this brief, enlightening clip, Steve analyzes and re-interprets two "great" works of 20th century playwrights Arthur Miller and Jean-Paul Sartre, imbuing these secular works with Christian values
Keywords: Preach Around; Bertrude Parsleypants; Chanel and Bree; Arthur Miller; Jean-Paul Sartre; UCLA; Theater Fags; LGBT Players Club; Vermont; Marilyn Monroe
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour - Fourth of July Adventure|
Randy Pacheco is up to his old tricks again - this time trying to become the President for a day through an online poll. Though his planned legislation and foreign policy are strong and level-headed, his methods of attaining power fall short of the Constitution's mark. Confusion over the Constitution sends Bertrude on an amazing waste of time of a journey through time and space, traveling to the very end of colonial times where he encounters two of America's chillest founding fathers, George Was...
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Randy Pacheco; George Washington; Thomas Jefferson; Rip Van Winkle; Journalism; Spark Flagly; Ben Franklin; Colonialism; Patriotism; Independence; Fart Jokes; The Constitution; Article 2; Election; James Madison
|Preach Around, Season 2, Episode 3: Science and Technology|
In this empirically spellbinding episode sure to make it into the Preach Around canon, we are introduced to our new quirky mechanical co-host, P.S.A.L.M. (Personal Scriptural Advancement And Loving/Learning Machine, depending on whom you talk to), a new, exciting, listener-driven segment for the show where callers tell us about their latest Jesus-sightings, and if they're proved correct after some in-depth scriptural scrutiny, they can win one of many amazing prizes...
Keywords: Preach Around; Science; Technology; Robots; Cyborgs; Sentient Beings; Homophobic Robots; Xenophobic Robots; Rebecca the Intern; Canine Rape; King of Queens; Jesus Sighting; Paul Patterson; Pot Roast; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Adam Papagan; Bree Hemingway; Psalms; TGIF; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour Special Edition: Mr. Moll presents, "George and John, Live!"|
This episode is brought to us by "Goose Egg" writer, Irvine Haiku Laureate, doll enthusiast, and generally swell guy, Mr. Moll. In this first part of his contributions to the show, written in 2007, we gain a glimpse into the everyday life of the Founding Fathers, and learn much about our country, our laws, and ourselves in the process. Enjoy!
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; Crumbly Biscuit Hour; Moll; George Washington; John Adams; Abraham Lincoln; Grey's Anatomy; Martha; Slavery; 3/5 Compromise; Repression; Big Plans; The Executive Branch; Legislation; Veto; The War Powers Act; Amendments
|Preach Around, Episode 3: Who Really Killed Jesus?|
They (the Liberal elites) say the devil is in the details, and in this episode we found out that the devil truly is in the details - the details of who actually killed Jesus, that is. Unfortunately, the devil was also in our mixing board, so we weren't able to record the first half of the show, our interview with Lester, the fascinating Biblical Conspiracy Scholar who blames the murder of our Savior on an explicit and elaborate plot concocted and carried out by Gays, Muslims, and Communists...
Keywords: Preach Around; Jesus; Crucifixion; Giopetti Callacheesio; Ancient dildos; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Adam Papagan; Bertrude Parsleypants; Bishops; Ishmael Jacobson; Cartride Blankson; Dwayne Hughtle; Bible Conspiracy; Homosexual Agenda; Communism; Islam; UCLARadio
|Preach Around, Episode 10: Easter!|
Easter: it's a time for prayer, reflection, candy, and new beginnings, and we hit about three of these on this episode, the most entertaining and enlightening Season One Finale we could ever hope for. 3:18 - 7:45 - We start off the show by explaining to our newly-Christianized intern Christine the meaning of Easter. She has a little trouble understanding it, and, like most recent converts, takes things a little too far...
Keywords: Preach Around; Easter; Paul Patterson; Hardy Har House; Klee; Kleach Around; Cults; Word Games; Mind Games; Tambourines; Chanting; Venice Beach; New Beginnings; Rejecting Christ; Cliffhanger; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around, Episode 2: The Liberal Media|
In this second, sacred installment, Steve and Mike discuss the detestable influence, trickery, and nihilism of the liberal media establishment [0:00 - 9:00]. They bring in Dr. Alan Desk, a Christian Child Psychologist, who offers us some truly inspirational ideas about how to raise children in this dreadful, media-saturated age we live in [8:50 - 25:00]. They also speak to Bill Coxworth of Nehemiah Films, a Christian producer who has some exciting ideas of how to transform the media establishmen...
Keywords: Preach Around; Michael Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Alan Desk; Child Psychology; Films; Christianity; Christian Media; Christian Pornography; Leviticus; NBC; ABC Family; Anti-Divorce; Bishops; Adam Papagan; Tom Weeks; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around, Episode 8: Jews for Jesus|
In this highly informative but also busy and compacted episode, we interview Stan Meyers' replacement from Jews For Jesus, Cyril (or possibly Curell), who tells us all about his organization, his ability to recognize a Semite using innate Jew-dar, and reminds us three times that spirituality is not something to be joked about. Meanwhile, we try unsuccessfully to give away tickets to the Paul Patterson show at the Hardy Har House in Pasadena, and Jeremy Camp/MercyMe tickets, and receive regular u...
Keywords: Preach Around; Stan; Cyril; Jews for Jesus; Bishop Blankson; Ishmael Jacobson; Dwayne Hughtle; The Apostle B.G; Paul Patterson; Paige Marton; Spiritual Issues Are Not a Joke; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Paul Patterson: Ryan Stanley Swoops In|
In this shocking live recording at the Forced Laugh Fortress in Palmdale, up and coming Christian comedian Paul Patterson, in the middle of a terrific set on not being able to figure out Disneyland, is bested by Ryan Stanley, a suave, effortlessly cool, also up and coming family humor based comic who delivers the goods in a wondrous, original, and insightful monologue on going to Disneyland. Beware Paul Patterson fans, this gets messy.....
Keywords: Preach Around; Paul Patterson; Ryan Stanley; Christian comedy; Glendale; Fast passes; Disneyland; Family; Children; Space Mountain; Going Upside Down; Churros; Tom Weeks; Chris Crowe; Fast and the Furious III: Tokyo Drift; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around, Episode 1: Election Conspiracies|
In the inaugural episode of Preach Around we introduce the show, ourselves, and our vision of a better, more righteous online college radio universe, then eagerly begin to voice our concerns about the new "bad"ministration entering the White House (pun copyright Preach Around 2009). We examine Mr. Obama from several levels - etymological, socio-religious, and of course in regards to skin color. We propose our own solutions to America's electoral problems, play some groovy Christian tunes, and ge...
Keywords: Preach Around; Barack Obama; Election Conspiracies; Muslim ancestry; the Koran; Family Circus; Evolution; Creation Science; Christianity; Michael Smith; Ishmael Jacobson; Bishop Blankson; 7th Day Opportunist Church; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour - 5/15 David Liebe Hart and Adam Papagan|
On this episode of the Crumbly Biscuit Hour, David Liebe Hart and Adam Papagan stop by to show off their multifaceted creative sides and perform tracks from their album, 'Public Access'. Something ensues. To get a fuller sense of what was going on in the studio, or, more specifically, what was not going on in the studio, it may be necessary to download the script for the show, which can be found here: http://www.archive.org/details/BertrudeParsleypants515Script TIMELINE: 0:00 - 2:37 - Soundcheck...
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; David Liebe Hart; Adam Papagan; Public Access; Extraterrestrials; Gary Marshall; Robin Williams; Artists; Creators; Chicago North Shore Railroad; Tim and Eric; Awesome Show Great Job; James Quall; Arthur St. Vincent
|Preach Around Season 2, Episode 5: The Supergroup|
Mike and Steve realized prior to this highly entertaining show, that the key to reaching new audiences is to use the power of music. Thus, the idea of a Christian Supergroup was formed, and Stephanie, Justlin, and Mike the ethnically-confused oud player showed up to get things going.
Keywords: Preach Around; Supergroup; Church Music; Christian Music; Ouds; Heavy Distortion; Slide Whistle Jam Sessions; Stevie Nicks; Hot riffs; Arabic; Aramaic; Mike Moskowitz; Adam the station manager; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around, Episode 7: The Rude n' Crude Experience|
Desperate for ratings, station manager Adam throws caution and decency to the wind when he recruits notorious shock jock "Rude n' Crude" Randy Pacheco, and his ever pugilistic sidekick Bruce Pounder to "spice up" this unfortunate episode of Preach Around. Michael struggles to maintain a coherent show based around the subject of Christian home schooling, while Randy and Bruce concentrate their attention on the more bulbous aspects of the female body - specifically the female bodies of our guests,...
Keywords: Preach Around; Randy Pacheco; Bruce Pounder; Duluth; Boobs; Rap; Punching; Christian Home Schooling; Physical Education; Double Entendres; Fart sound effects; Mike Moskowtitz; Adam Papagooch; Steve Gaye; Paige Marturd; Christine Far-outi-an, Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around, Episode 5: The Rapture|
In this rapturous episode, you're sure to be enraptured by our rappings on the Rapture. Alliterations aside, this is extremely serious business. The Rapture is coming whether you want it to or not, and you have to be prepared to face the Wrath of the Almighty - be it in the form of howling fiery banshees, vicious demon wombats, or, as we find out in this episode, scantily clad pre-teens. We speak to Apostle B.G., a beacon of light for The Lord, who enlightens us on various subjects, including po...
Keywords: Preach Around; The Rapture; Apocalypse; Revelations; Dr. Alan Desk; The Apostle B.G; Mike Moskowitz; Adam Papagan; Bertrude Parsleypants; Steve Kaye; Paige Marton; Christine Far Out!; Bible Study; Wild dogs; codpieces; Mark of the Beast; 666; Child Ranch; Magic Johnson; the Azerbaijani Prime Minister
|Preach Around, Season 2 Episode 7: "On My Desk" With Dr. Desk|
Doctor Desk takes over the show with his lovely catchphrase-spouting assistant Rebecca, Steve and Mike show up to reveal their sudden TV-pitching success at HBO, Paul Patterson calls in to work out a new bit with Dr. Desk's guidance, and guests of all stripes ring up the good physician to ask his advise on all matters of life.
Keywords: Preach Around; Dr. Desk; On My Desk; Child Ranch; Chatsworth; Frasier; Frasier Theme Song; Kelsey Grammar; Rebecca the Intern; HBO; Paul Patterson; Giuseppi Calacheesio; Cody Banks; Secret Agent Cody Banks; Sockos Subs; Coming Out; Sticky; Catchphrases; Rebecca the Intern; HBO; Weeds; Mad Men; The Tudors; Jon and Kate Plus 8; Janitorial Outfits; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Tom Weeks; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Bertrude Parsleypants' Crumbly Biscuit Hour - 6/5 Hart and Papagan, The Live Sessions - Bertrude Parsleypants|
The soon-to-be-legendary Spring Quarter finale episode in which David Liebe Hart, Adam Papagan and co. laid down the tracks for their second album. Unlike their first LP, "Public Access", in the creation of this album David had no prior knowledge of the songs' topics. They were written up before the show and randomly chosen before the song began; thus the lyrics for each song were entirely improvised by David, as was much of the instrumentation...
Keywords: Bertrude Parsleypants; David Liebe Hart; Adam Papagan; Crumbly Biscuit Hour; Hilary Clinton; Ellen Degeneres; Star Korendor; Korendians; Public Access; The Olympics; Christian Science Church; Michael Boyd; Tim and Eric; Great Show; Great Job; Live Recordings; Teddy Eddy; Bestiality; Trains; Public Transportation
|Preach Around Season 2, Episode 10: The Preachies!|
It's the awards show you've been praying for! The Preachies, with Mike and Steve!
Keywords: Preach Around; Preachies; Awards show; Oscars; Emmy; Academy Awards; Tony's; Golden Globes; BAFTA; BET Award; Nobel Peace Prize; Jerry Falwell; Jesus; Bill Kuhn; Paul Patterson; Ryan Stanley; First Degree Murder; Spencer Fern; Rebecca the Intern; Spencer the Atheist; Black Eyed Peas; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around: Season 3, Episode 3: Christian Homemaking|
On the campaign trail, it's extremely important to maintain a clean, healthy, wholesome home environment. That's why, on this seminal edition of Preach Around, we set out to find out just how to manage one's laundry, garage, and yardwork the way Jesus would've wanted it. To settle the varying opinions of homemaking, we have guests Doctor Alan Desk, Bernie Cocklesby, and Norm Stanley debate - very coherently - about the major issues of domesticity...
Keywords: Preach Around; Bertrude Parsleypants; Doctor Desk; Child Ranch; Fourth of July; Basements; Cooking; Large Fences; House Arrest; Bernie Cocklesby; Norm Stanley; Mason Jars; Bernie Mac; Outkast; The Love Below; Speakerboxx; Moby Dick; Mike Moskowitz; Adam Papagan; Steve Kaye; Tom Weeks; Devon Blunden; Debates
|Preach Around, Episode 9: Spring Break|
Spring Break, the most notorious and evil week of the year (right ahead of Hanukkah, which is especially evil for its disrespect for the 7 day week as laid out by Jesus in the Parable of the Calendar Store), is universally known for its inherent correlation to increased Satanic displays of beer chuggery, breast flashery, and general chillaxery. Thankfully, Mike and Steve are on the case, presenting listeners with Christian alternatives to the standard secular seven day sin-a-thon that lands betw...
Keywords: Preach Around; Alan Desk; Apostle B.G; Pray While Under Way; Cruise Ships; Pearl Diving; Pearl Necklaces; Advil PM and Skittles; Jews for Jesus; Wooly Mammoth; Mastodon; BET; Slave Songs; Negro Work Songs; Minstrel Songs; Black People Won't Find This Funny; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Bertrude Parsleypants
|Preach Around - The Paul Patterson Jail Episode|
The last time we met Paul Patterson, he revealed to us that he had recently been arrested for murder. He asked us to set him up with a good defense attorney (which we gracious did, giving him the number of a friend of the show), but from then on, he was on his own. Now, join us as we find out what happened to him. In this extremely special, faith-affirming edition of Preach Around, we follow the suspenseful but inspiring story of Preach Around's favorite* Christian comedian as he struggles to su...
Keywords: Preach Around; Paul Patterson; Jail; Prison Issues; Showers; Murder; Gangs; Drugs; Family Comedy; Cage Matches; Imminent Physical Danger; Dwayne Hughtle; Norm Stanley; Jewwy Names; Poor Vocal Acting Skills; Steve Kaye; Michael Moskowitz; Adam Papagan; Tom Weeks; Bertrude Parsleypants; Ned Von Bundle; R Thompson Pruett
|Preach Around: Season 3, Episode 6: The Big Election!!!|
The day has finally arrived. What day, you ask? Super Tuesday. After all their hard work slandering opponents, receiving kickbacks from the "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" industry, and avoiding any real research of their constituency, Mike and Steve are ready to get their big payoff and assume the dual position of Utilities Manager / Assistant Director of Public Works of glorious Oxnard, California. This menial local position will, for those of you who haven't been tuning in, allow our hosts to quickly ...
Keywords: Preach Around; Bertrude Parsleypants; Elections; Politics; Oxnard; Toxic Sludge; Iran; Israel; Graboids; Tremors I; Tremors II; Tremors III; Tremors the TV series; Spencer the Atheist; Norm Stanley; Ace Probe; Basketball; The Beavers; The Dons; Utilities Management; Public Works; Oxnard; Sand Dune Issues; Interpol; The Killers; The Apocalypse; Jesus Christ; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Devon Blunden; Tom Weeks
|Preach Around, Season 2 Episode 8: War & Peace|
(To fix up later)
Keywords: Preach Around; War; Peace; Protestors; Hippies; Guns; Bombs; World Stew; Inter-Online Radio Rivalries; World Music; HBO; Paul Patterson; USO; Station Managers; Black Sabbath; George C. Scott; Patton; Manson Family; Helter Skelter; Vietnam Veterans; Violence; Bertrude Parsleypants; Adam Papagan; Mike Moskowitz; Steve Kaye; Tom Weeks